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Joke Topic - 'Goat'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Goat'.

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What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.


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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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Bees

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Locked

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.
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Horse

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.

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