Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Tourists
What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
Parrots
What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
Father Christmas
What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Clocks
This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
Firefly
What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
Political
Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
Overweight
Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
A Hole
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.