Joke Topic - 'Goat'

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.