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Joke Topic - 'Goal'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Goal'.

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Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Split

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.

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