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Joke Topic - 'Goal'


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Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.


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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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Watchman

Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Teachers

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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