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Joke Topic - 'Goal'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Goal'.


Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.

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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'


Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.


What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?


What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.


Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!


When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.


Where do mad teachers go to get trained?


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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