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Joke Topic - 'Goal'


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Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.


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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Frogs

What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

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