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Joke Topic - 'Goal'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Goal'.

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Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.


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Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Roads

Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Friend

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
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Weddings

What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.

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