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Joke Topic - 'Go To School'

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What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

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'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'


First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.


What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.


Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.


What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?


What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?

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