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Joke Topic - 'Go To School'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Go To School'.


What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

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How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.


There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.


What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.


You're never alone with schizophrenia


Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.


What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!


What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.

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