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Joke Topic - 'Go To School'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Go To School'.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.


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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
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Successful

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.

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