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Joke Topic - 'Go To School'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Go To School'.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.


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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.

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