Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sausages
What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
Birds
What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
Octopus
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
Teachers
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Policemen
Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
Ghost
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
License
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Thieves
Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm