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Joke Topic - 'Go To School'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Go To School'.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.


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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
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Ghost

Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

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