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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.

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Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.


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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

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