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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
To an elf farm.
Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
The National Elf Service.
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Skeletons
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
No body.
Jugglers
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
Flies
What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
A walk.
Cucumbers
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Worry
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Haunted
What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
Exorcise.
Dress
Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Grow Up
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
"Diet."
Astronauts
What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
He takes a meteor shower.
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