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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
To an elf farm.
Where do gnomes go when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
The National Elf Service.
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Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10-dollar note
Well, go and buy something then; the change will do you good.
Well, go and buy something then; the change will do you good.
Taxes
Don't overtax yourself; it's the government's job to do that.
Stupid
How many jerks who ask dumb questions does it take to change a light bulb?
Change it to what?
Change it to what?
Experts
Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
Woodworm
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
It had a suite tooth.
Father Christmas
What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Santa Pause!
Camels
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
Humphrey.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
Strawberries
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.