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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.


Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.

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He takes a meteor shower.

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