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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.

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Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.


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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
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Abdominable

What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
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Parrot

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.

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