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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
To an elf farm.
Where do gnomes go when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
The National Elf Service.
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Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.
Police
Did you hear that last night, a truck containing wigs was stolen?
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
A hampire.
Magicians
What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
Trixie.
Eating
Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Offices
'Duties will vary.'
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Animals
What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
A boar!
Money
Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
Because we are all in knead of it.
Gravity
What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
The letter v.