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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
To an elf farm.
Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
The National Elf Service.
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Bee
What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
Honey.
Cucumbers
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Apples
How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
You chase it around the kitchen.
Cannibals
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
Boxing
When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
When he is seeing stars!
Elephants
What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Cinderelephant.
Art
Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
He had run out of Monet.
Abdominable
What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
The abdominable no-man.
Parrot
What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
Polyunsaturated.
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