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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
Where do gnomes go when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.

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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.

Police

Did you hear that last night, a truck containing wigs was stolen?
20 policemen are currently combing the area.

Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

Magicians

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.

Eating

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.

Offices

'Duties will vary.'
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.

Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!

Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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