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Joke Topic - 'Gnomes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Gnomes'.

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Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.


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Witches

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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Apes

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.

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