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Joke Topic - 'Gloves'


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Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.


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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Mumble

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
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Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Wisdom

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.

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