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Joke Topic - 'Glasses'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Glasses'.


A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.'

Billy: I went to the eye doctor because I was seeing spots in front of my eyes. He gave me glasses.
Paul: Did the glasses help?
Billy: They did, I can see the spots much more clearly now.

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.


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How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.


Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.


How do you park a computer?
You back it up.


Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.


Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.


Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

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