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Joke Topic - 'Glass' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Glass'.
Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No, it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Waiter: No, it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, you'll never believe this, but last week I went glass blowing, and instead of blowing out, I breathed in.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'
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What TV program is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
Moos At Ten.
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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Hop on.
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His mind is on vacation, but his mouth is working overtime.
Doors
How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
Horses
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In the bridle suite.
In the bridle suite.
Scottish
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave?
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Lawyers
What should you do if you find three lawyers who have been buried up to their necks in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
Run and find some more cement!
Stupid
It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.