Engineers
How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light bulb?
'Did you say something?'
Cows
What TV program is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
Frogs
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Vacations
His mind is on vacation, but his mouth is working overtime.
Doors
How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
Horses
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
Scottish
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave?
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Lawyers
What should you do if you find three lawyers who have been buried up to their necks in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
Stupid
It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.