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Joke Topic - 'Glass'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Glass'.

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Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor you'll never believe this but last week I went glass blowing and instead of blowing out I breathed in.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'


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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'

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