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Joke Topic - 'Glass'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Glass'.
Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor you'll never believe this but last week I went glass blowing and instead of blowing out I breathed in.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'
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Old
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Cricket
Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Dogs
Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
The cat got his tongue.
Vampire
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful
woman?
It was love at first bite!
It was love at first bite!
A Mutt
What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
A muddle.
Dogs
What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
A hot-weiler!
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
A barking ticket.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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