Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rich
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Father Christmas
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
Hill
What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
Dogs
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
Christmas Eve
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
Cows
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.