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Joke Topic - 'Given'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Given'.

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What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.


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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Politicians

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
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School

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
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Penny

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!

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