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What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.


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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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Commentator

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

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