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Joke Topic - 'Given'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Given'.


What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."


Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.


What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.

Father Christmas

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!


What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.


The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.


Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

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