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What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.

Sibling rivalry is for kids

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

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