Joke Topic - 'Given'

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What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."

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