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Joke Topic - 'Girlfriend' - 2


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While he was away on business, Brian thought it would be a good idea to buy a present for his girlfriend. "How about a bottle of perfume?" he asks the cosmetics assistant in a department store. She shows him a sixty-dollar bottle.
"That's a bit too expensive," says Tim, so she returns with a smaller bottle for thirty dollars. "That's still too expensive," Brian complains. Growing annoyed, the assistant shows him a tiny fifteen-dollar bottle.
'What I mean,' said Tim, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
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Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.


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How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.

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