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Joke Topic - 'Giraffes'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Giraffes'.


A man and a giraffe walked into a bar. The man asked for a drink and one for the giraffe. They drank it and had another one, then another and another. The man got up and went to walk out, the giraffe tried to follow and fell over. The bar man said don't leave that lying round here and the man said, it's not a lion, its a giraffe.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.

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