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Joke Topic - 'Giraffes'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Giraffes'.
A man and a giraffe walked into a bar. The man asked for a drink and one for the giraffe. They drank it and had another one, then another and another. The man got up and went to walk out, the giraffe tried to follow and fell over. The bar man said don't leave that lying round here and the man said, it's not a lion, its a giraffe.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
A really long hairbrush.
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Green
What is large and green and spends all day sitting in a corner on its own?
The Incredible Sulk.
The Incredible Sulk.
Cats
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Mice Krispies.
Muesli
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
A strong current pulled him under.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
Well sit down and write your name!
Fool
Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
From chasing parked ambulances.
Free
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Football
Football is only a game - until your team loses.
Bees
What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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