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Joke Topic - 'Giraffes'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Giraffes'.

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A man and a giraffe walked into a bar. The man asked for a drink and one for the giraffe. They drank it and had another one, then another and another. The man got up and went to walk out, the giraffe tried to follow and fell over. The bar man said don't leave that lying round here and the man said, it's not a lion, its a giraffe.
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What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.


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Golf

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Imaginary

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.

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