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Joke Topic - 'Giraffes' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Giraffes'.
A man and a giraffe walked into a bar. The man asked for a drink and one for the giraffe. They drank it and had another one, then another and another. The man got up and went to walk out; the giraffe tried to follow and fell over. The barman said don't leave that lying round here, and the man said, it's not a lion; it's a giraffe.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low-flying aeroplanes.
An animal that likes to chase low-flying aeroplanes.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long hairbrush.
A long hairbrush.
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Owls
What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
Owl-oween.
Dentists
When I talk, people listen with their mouths open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
Zombies
What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
A dead ringer.
Eyes
What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
The Mississippi.
Lions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
Martians
Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
Alcohol
Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
- yes, I can't afford it
Blondes
Why did the blonde get on the roof?
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.