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Joke Topic - 'Giraffes'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Giraffes'.

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A man and a giraffe walked into a bar. The man asked for a drink and one for the giraffe. They drank it and had another one, then another and another. The man got up and went to walk out, the giraffe tried to follow and fell over. The bar man said don't leave that lying round here and the man said, it's not a lion, its a giraffe.
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What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.


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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
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Astronauts

Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Chickens

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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Jail

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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