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Joke Topic - 'Giraffes'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Giraffes'.
A man and a giraffe walked into a bar. The man asked for a drink and one for the giraffe. They drank it and had another one, then another and another. The man got up and went to walk out; the giraffe tried to follow and fell over. The barman said don't leave that lying round here, and the man said, it's not a lion; it's a giraffe.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low-flying aeroplanes.
An animal that likes to chase low-flying aeroplanes.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long hairbrush.
A long hairbrush.
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Crookies.
Answers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
A key to the zoo.
Chaos
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.