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Joke Topic - 'Giraffes' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Giraffes'.

A man and a giraffe walked into a bar. The man asked for a drink and one for the giraffe. They drank it and had another one, then another and another. The man got up and went to walk out; the giraffe tried to follow and fell over. The barman said don't leave that lying round here, and the man said, it's not a lion; it's a giraffe.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low-flying aeroplanes.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long hairbrush.

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