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Joke Topic - 'Gifts'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gifts'.


A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank who?
Frank you very much.


Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.

Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!


Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?


Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.


What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.

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