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Joke Topic - 'Gifts'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gifts'.

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A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Bull

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.
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Ape

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.

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