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Joke Topic - 'Gifts' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gifts'.
A Scottish gift: 'It's nae mair use to me; ye're welcome to it.'
My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bankers
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Dogs
Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
In a barking lot.
Scottish
Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
Dangerous
What is yellow, hot, and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
Shark-infested custard.
Lawyers
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
Lawsuits.
Dandruff
Is that dandruff I see on your shoulders or sawdust leaking out of your ears?
Cinderella
Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Men
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Divorce him.
Television
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?