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Joke Topic - 'Gifts' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gifts'.

A Scottish gift: 'It's nae mair use to me; ye're welcome to it.'
My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Bankers

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.

Dogs

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.

Scottish

Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.

Dangerous

What is yellow, hot, and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.

Dandruff

Is that dandruff I see on your shoulders or sawdust leaking out of your ears?

Cinderella

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.

Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.

Television

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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