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Joke Topic - 'Gifts'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gifts'.

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A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?


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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Dogs

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Dogs

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

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