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Joke Topic - 'Gifts'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gifts'.

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A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?


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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Repeat

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
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Juliet

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!
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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?

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