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Joke Topic - 'Gifts'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gifts'.
A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
An acrocat.
Breakfast
What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
A cereal!
Skeletons
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Failure
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Cats
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
A purr snatcher.
A Voice
What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
Mike.
Dogs
What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
For Granted
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Dogs
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
A bud hound.
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