Joke Topic - 'Gifts'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gifts'.

A Scottish gift: 'It's nae mair use to me; ye're welcome to it.'

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!

What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.

What is red and white, and it gives gifts to good little fish at Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Justice - a decision in your favor.

All men are idiots. I married their king.

Court of law - where a suit is pressed, and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

There were these two peanuts walking down the street, and one was assaulted.