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Joke Topic - 'Gifts'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gifts'.

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A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?


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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

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