Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghosts
Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
Light Bulbs
How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
Horses
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
Repeat
As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
Juliet
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!
Born On A Farm
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?