Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
Breakfast
What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
Skeletons
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Failure
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Cats
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
A Voice
What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
Dogs
What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
For Granted
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Dogs
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.