Joke Topic - 'Ghosts'

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.

My uncle came in white as a sheet. He said, 'I've just seen a ghost. Make me a stiff drink.'
I said, 'Alright, I'll put some starch in the coffee.'

This butler came running into the master's room. He said, 'Sir there's a ghost outside in the corridor. What shall I do?'
The master said, 'Tell him I can't see him.