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Joke Topic - 'Ghosts' - 5
This is page 5 of jokes on the topic - 'Ghosts'.
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
They only run a skeleton service.
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Because it makes people shiver.
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Soap
Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Robber ducks.
Dogs
Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Waiters
How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Ambulances
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Scotsman
Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
He sold her three of them.
Cereal
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Shopping
Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant
available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.
Marriage
Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.