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Joke Topic - 'Ghosts' - Page 4 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Ghosts'.

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
Where do ghosts go to get an education?
High sghoul.
Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresser.
Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
Why do ghosts like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
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