What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.