What day of the week is a ghost's favorite?
Moanday!
What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.