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Joke Topic - 'Ghost'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ghost'.

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Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.


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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Drink

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

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