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Joke Topic - 'Ghost'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ghost'.


Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.

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What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.


Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.


Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.


Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.


Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.


How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?


Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

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