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Joke Topic - 'Ghost'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ghost'.

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Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.


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Crocodiles

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Stupid

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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Potatoes

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Computers

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

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