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Joke Topic - 'Ghost'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ghost'.


Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.

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Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.


I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.


Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.


I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.


If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.


What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.


My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

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