Joke Topic - 'Get Lost'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Get Lost'.

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.

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Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.

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