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Joke Topic - 'Get Lost'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Get Lost'.

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I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.


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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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Bookworms

Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Whale

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!
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Birds

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
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Ape

What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.

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