Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Honk
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Sewers
Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
People
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
Bookworms
Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
Motorists
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Whale
Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!
Birds
What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
Ape
What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.