Joke Topic - 'Get Fit'

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.