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Joke Topic - 'Get Fit'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Get Fit'.

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Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.


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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Fish

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Brake

I brake for Hallucinations.

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