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Joke Topic - 'Get Fit'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Get Fit'.

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Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.


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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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Today

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.

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