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Joke Topic - 'Get Fit'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Get Fit'.


Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

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The worst day fishing is better than the best day working


Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.


What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.


Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.


Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.


Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.


Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.


Apathy rules - so what?


Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

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