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Joke Topic - 'Get Fit'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Get Fit'.

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Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.


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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

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