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Joke Topic - 'Germs'


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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Repent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.
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Fish

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!

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