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Joke Topic - 'Germs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Germs'.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
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Mouse

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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Cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
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Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

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