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Joke Topic - 'Germs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Germs'.


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

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Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?


Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!


How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?


Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.


You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.


When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.


Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.

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