Joke Topic - 'Germs'

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.