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Joke Topic - 'Germs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Germs'.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.

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