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Joke Topic - 'Germs'


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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Spaghetti

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

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