Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - G / Joke Topic - Germs - 1

Joke Topic - 'Germs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Germs'.


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.


Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.


Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.


Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.


What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.


Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.


Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!

This is page 1 of 1