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Joke Topic - 'Germs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Germs'.


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

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He came to a bitter end.


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Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
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What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

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