Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fly
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
Ducks
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
Waiter
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Skeptics
How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
Mouse
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
Chicken
Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Chaos
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.