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Joke Topic - 'Genius'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Genius'.

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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Ducks

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

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