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Joke Topic - 'Genius'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Genius'.

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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


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Started Out

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

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