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Joke Topic - 'Genius'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Genius'.
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Fly
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
Sit!
Ducks
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
Count Quackula.
Waiter
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Skeptics
How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
Mouse
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
A squeak that oils itself.
Chicken
Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
Because it was a practical yoker.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Chaos
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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