Joke Topic - 'Genius'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Genius'.

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.

How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

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