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Joke Topic - 'Genius'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Genius'.


Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

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The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?


My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'


What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.


Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!

Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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