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Joke Topic - 'Genius'


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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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