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Joke Topic - 'Gas Station'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Gas Station'.
The pilot of a small private plane ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
"Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot.
The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport just over there."
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
"Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot.
The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport just over there."
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