The pilot of a small private plane ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
"Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot.
The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport just over there."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sharks
What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
Teachers
Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
Painter
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
Dracula
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Peanuts
There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
School
Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Deaf
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.