The pilot of a small private plane ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
"Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot.
The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport just over there."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Possessed
"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
Sarcasm
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Driving
Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Insomnia
Wakeup to insomnia
Cat
Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Computer Programmers
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
Love
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
Fishing
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
Baby
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.