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Joke Topic - 'Garlic'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Garlic'.
Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
Garlic.
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