Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bananas
Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
Birds
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Salary
You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
A Thought
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Cannibals
First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Wife
My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
Drink
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Scottish
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
Scottish
What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.