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Joke Topic - 'Garlic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Garlic'.

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Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.


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Bananas

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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Salary

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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Drink

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Scottish

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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