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Joke Topic - 'Garlic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Garlic'.

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but look thinner from a distance.
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.
What is very smelly and is spoken mostly in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.

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