Joke Topic - 'Garlic'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Garlic'.

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.

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Bananas

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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