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Joke Topic - 'Garlic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Garlic'.

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Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.


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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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Blondes

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
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Know

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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Egyptian

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?

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