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Joke Topic - 'Garlic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Garlic'.

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Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.


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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Politicians

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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Know

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

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