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Joke Topic - 'Garlic'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Garlic'.

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Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.


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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Elephant

What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.

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