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Joke Topic - 'Gardens' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gardens'.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!

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Police.
Police who?
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