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Joke Topic - 'Garden'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Garden'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.


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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Cannibals

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

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