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Joke Topic - 'Garden'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Garden'.


Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.


What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.


What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"


Football is only a game - until your team loses.


Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.

Light Bulbs

How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!


How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

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