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Joke Topic - 'Garden'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Garden'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.


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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
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Scottish

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

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