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Joke Topic - 'Garage'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Garage'.

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A dilapidated and very ancient Ford pulled into the local garage. 'Could you let me have half a gallon of petrol?' asked the old fellow at the wheel.
'Why don't you fill her up, now that you're here?' said the attendant.
'Well,' said the old chap, 'she might not run that far.'
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Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
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My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.


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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Camelot

What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Food

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.

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