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Joke Topic - 'Garage'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Garage'.


A dilapidated and very ancient Ford pulled into the local garage. 'Could you let me have half a gallon of petrol?' asked the old fellow at the wheel.
'Why don't you fill her up, now that you're here?' said the attendant.
'Well,' said the old chap, 'she might not run that far.'

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.

My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.

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Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.


What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.

Father Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.


My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...


Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.


What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

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