Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - G / Joke Topic - Gangsters - 1

Joke Topic - 'Gangsters'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Gangsters'.


These gangsters came to our house and my sister answered the door. They said to her, 'Kid, is your mum in?'
My Sister said, 'No, she ain't.'
They said, 'Kid, is your dad in?'
My sister said, 'No, he ain't.'
They said, 'Ah, come on kid, where's your grammar?'
My sister said, 'In the front room asleep.'

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.


Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe


'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'


Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.


What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?


What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.

A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.


Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

This is page 1 of 1