These gangsters came to our house and my sister answered the door. They said to her, 'Kid, is your mum in?'
My Sister said, 'No, she ain't.'
They said, 'Kid, is your dad in?'
My sister said, 'No, he ain't.'
They said, 'Ah, come on kid, where's your grammar?'
My sister said, 'In the front room asleep.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Zebra
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
King Arthur
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
Apathy
Apathy rules - so what?
Football
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
Currents
He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
Motorists
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Ghosts
Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!
Scary
What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
Bees
What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.