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Joke Topic - 'Games' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Games'.
Football is only a game - until your team loses.
1>What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
2>Davy Cricket.
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
1>Hyde-and-seek.
What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
1>MOO-sical chairs.
Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
1>Mean-opoly.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Prunes
Prunes give you a run for your money.
1>Pandas
What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
1>Just the bear necessities.
Psychiatrists
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
1>He lay down under the couch.
Computers
How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
1>Bit by bit.
Pigs
What is pink and goes 'knio, knio?'
A backward pig.
1>A backward pig.
Kings
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
1>So no one could corner him.
Cats
What has four legs, whiskers, a tail, and flies?
A dead cat.
1>A dead cat.
Skeletons
Did you hear about the skeleton that a dog attacked?
It ran off with some bones, leaving him without a leg to stand on.
1>It ran off with some bones, leaving him without a leg to stand on.
Lions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
1>Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.