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Joke Topic - 'Game'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Game'.

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Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.


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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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A Crime Wave

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

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