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Joke Topic - 'Game'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Game'.

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Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.


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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.

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