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Joke Topic - 'Game'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Game'.


Football is only a game - until your team loses.

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?

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I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.


What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.

A Crime Wave

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.


Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.


Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.


What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.


Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.


Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.


Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

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