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Joke Topic - 'Game'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Game'.


Football is only a game - until your team loses.

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?

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How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!


My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'


What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.

The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.


Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.


If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?

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