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Joke Topic - 'Future' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.
He realized there was no future in it.
l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
There's no future in time travel
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Thieves
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
This is a stickup!
Doors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
Skeletons
What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Bone idle.
Cars
Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
Pigs
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
They both can be found in a pen.
Elephants
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
Astronauts
What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
The space bar.
Pigs
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
It was Valenswine's Day!
Kittens
Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.