Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - F / Joke Topic - Future - 1

Joke Topic - 'Future'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.


l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

There's no future in time travel

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.


Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.


What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?


Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."

Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.


What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

This is page 1 of 1