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Joke Topic - 'Future'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.


l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

There's no future in time travel

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Death is hereditary


If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.


Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.


Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...

A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.


Xerox never comes up with anything original.


Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

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