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Joke Topic - 'Future'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.

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l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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There's no future in time travel


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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Birthdays

For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
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Bars

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.
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Camelot

What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Promises

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

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