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Joke Topic - 'Future' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.

Did you hear about the man who quit his job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.
l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
There's no future in time travel

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Thieves

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!

Doors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!

Skeletons

What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

Cars

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.

Pigs

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.

Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

Astronauts

What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!

Kittens

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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