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Joke Topic - 'Future'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.

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l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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There's no future in time travel


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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Factory

Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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The Right Place

He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.

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