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Joke Topic - 'Future'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.


l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

There's no future in time travel

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?


My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'


What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.


What kind of birds are usually locked up?


Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.


Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.


How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.


What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

The Right Place

He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.

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