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Joke Topic - 'Future'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.

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l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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There's no future in time travel


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Laugh

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

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