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Joke Topic - 'Future'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.

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l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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There's no future in time travel


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Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
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Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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Sneeze

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

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