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Joke Topic - 'Future'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Future'.

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l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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There's no future in time travel


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Death

Death is hereditary
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

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