Joke Topic - 'Funny' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Funny'.

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!

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I've got a bad stomach.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead, Doctor. If you find it, you can have it.

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married and, at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat - get one flea!

Ten-year-old's reply to 'What famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

How did the skeleton know it would rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.