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Joke Topic - 'Funny'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Funny'.


How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!

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If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.


Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.


I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.


What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.


Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.


Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.


Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

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