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Joke Topic - 'Funny'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Funny'.
How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
You tickle it's funny bone.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
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Yesterday
If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.
Strawberry
Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
Because it was in a jam.
Cows
Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
He became a milk sheikh.
Computers
I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Dogs
What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
Eat
Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Florist
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Birds
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
A puffin.
Lawyers
Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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