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Joke Topic - 'Funerals' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Funerals'.

Bill and I went golfing the other day. We were in the middle of the sixth fairway when Bill stopped in midswing and took off his hat in deference to a funeral procession passing by. Usually, he just played on, ignoring all distractions. Impressed with his behavior, I did the same. When the procession had passed, I asked him, 'Bill, that was damn respectful of you to pause for a procession like that. Why the unusual behavior?' 'It's the least I could do for my wife ...'

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

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