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Joke Topic - 'Fruit'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fruit'.


Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.


Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.


No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank who?
Frank you very much.


What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.


Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.


What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.


What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.

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