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Joke Topic - 'Fruit'


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Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.


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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Supermodels

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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Drivers

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Woodpeckers

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Watch

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

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