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Joke Topic - 'Fruit'


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Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.


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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Ignorance

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

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