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Joke Topic - 'Fruit'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fruit'.

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Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.


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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

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