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Joke Topic - 'Fruit'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fruit'.


Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
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It's a real pain in the neck.


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Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?


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What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.


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Och aye the moo.


What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.


What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.


Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

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