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Joke Topic - 'Fruit'


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Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.


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Nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Corn

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

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