Joke Topic - 'Frozen' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Frozen'.

Waiter to customer: 'I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?'

What is white, cold, and very quiet?
A frozen silence.

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Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

The landlord wanted me to treat the place like my own home, so I did. I didn't pay the rent.

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?