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Joke Topic - 'Frozen Chickens'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Frozen Chickens'.
A lady was picking through the frozen chickens in a supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked on of the staff, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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