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Joke Topic - 'Frostbite' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Frostbite'.
A man had a wife who was a terrible cook - she just served frozen food day after day. Eventually, the husband went to his doctor and explained his problem. 'And what's the trouble?' asked the doctor. 'Ulcers?'
'No, frostbite.'
'No, frostbite.'
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Frostbite.
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Pie in the sky.
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How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
12
King Kong
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set?
A boa constructor.
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'I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor.'
'I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor.'
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Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
A kangaroo.
Jail
Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
She got a full sentence.
Success
If, at first, you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?