Dinosaurs
What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Cats
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
Lucky
Tell me again how lucky I am to work here. I keep forgetting.
Blondes
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a hide-and-seek game.
Rich
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?'
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
Bosses
Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break?
Golf
Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
Husbands
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
Boyfriends
You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a few days.