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Joke Topic - 'Frostbite' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Frostbite'.

A man had a wife who was a terrible cook - she just served frozen food day after day. Eventually, the husband went to his doctor and explained his problem. 'And what's the trouble?' asked the doctor. 'Ulcers?'
'No, frostbite.'
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

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