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Joke Topic - 'Front Door'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Front Door'.

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What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.


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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.

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