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Joke Topic - 'Frog'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Frog'.

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A mangy-lookin' guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The guy says "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?" The bartender says "Only if what you show me ain't risque."
"Deal!" says the guy, as he reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar, down a barstool, across the room, up the piano, jumps on the key board and starts playing Gershwin songs. And the hamster is really good. The bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano." The guy downs the drink and asks the bartender for another. "Money or another miracle, else no drink," says the bartender.
The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the bar, and the frog starts to sing. He has a marvelous voice and great pitch, a fine singer. A stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the frog. The guy says "It's a deal." He takes the three hundred and gives the frog to the stranger, who runs out of the bar with it.
The bartender says to the guy, "Are you some kind of nut?! You sold a singing frog for $300? It must have been worth millions. You must be crazy!"
"Not so," says the guy. "The hamster is also a ventriloquist!"
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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.


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Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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My other girlfriend is beautiful
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Potato

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.

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