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Joke Topic - 'Frightens'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Frightens'.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.


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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Golf

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Permanent

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

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