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Joke Topic - 'Frightens'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Frightens'.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.


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Fish

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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School

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Eyes

Eye drops off shelf
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Promises

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

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