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Joke Topic - 'Frightens'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Frightens'.


What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.

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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.


Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.


He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.


Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.


What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.


Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."


What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.


What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

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