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Joke Topic - 'Frightens'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Frightens'.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.


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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Dogs

What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

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