Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - F / Joke Topic - Fries - 1

Joke Topic - 'Fries'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fries'.


Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. "Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Fantastic," Mary replied. "I'll come with you."

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.


Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.


People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?


What has four legs, a back, and two arms but no body?
A chair.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?

Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

This is page 1 of 1