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Joke Topic - 'Fries'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fries'.
Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. "Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Fantastic," Mary replied. "I'll come with you."
"Fantastic," Mary replied. "I'll come with you."
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