Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Santa Claus
Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
Cars
This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
Knock Knock
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
Psychiatrists
Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
Teeth
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
Bowling
Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Arguing
Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.