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Joke Topic - 'Friends'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Friends'.


There were these two cannibals having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one said, 'Well put him to one side and just eat the greens.'

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

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Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.


Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.


Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.


Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.


What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.


How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.


He who laughs last is probably your boss.

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

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