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Joke Topic - 'Friendly'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Friendly'.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
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What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.


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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Firemen

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

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