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Joke Topic - 'Friendly' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Friendly'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
2>Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
1>A sweet potato.
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