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Joke Topic - 'Friendly'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Friendly'.

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What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.


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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Ducks

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Computers

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.

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