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Joke Topic - 'Friendly'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Friendly'.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
A sweet potato.
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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
He only did it for a yolk.
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What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
A civil serpent.
Breath
Halitosis is better than no breath at all
Fell
Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
He survived because it was a soft drink.
Skunks
How many skunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A phew.
A phew.
Soccer
What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
They both like hat tricks.
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How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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