Joke Topic - 'Friendly'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Friendly'.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.

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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...

What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.

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