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Joke Topic - 'Friendly'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Friendly'.

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What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.


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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.

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