Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Politicians
A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
Santa Claus
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
Wife
Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
Firemen
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Animals
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Doctors
"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
Complain
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Prisoners
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it
would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"