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Joke Topic - 'Friendly'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Friendly'.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
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What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.


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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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A Shave

What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.
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Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.

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