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Joke Topic - 'Friendly'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Friendly'.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.

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A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.


Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.


How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."


The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

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