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Joke Topic - 'Friendly'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Friendly'.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
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What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.


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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Office

"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.

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