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Joke Topic - 'Friend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Friend'.

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

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