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Joke Topic - 'Fridges'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fridges'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Blondes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers

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