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Joke Topic - 'Fridges'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fridges'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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Bosses

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

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