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Joke Topic - 'Fridges'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fridges'.
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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An inf-ant.
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What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
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You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
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To the dock.
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