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Joke Topic - 'Fridges'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fridges'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Potatoes

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
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Candle

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?

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