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Joke Topic - 'Fridges'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fridges'.
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Archaeologists
Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
His job was in ruins.
Jewel
Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
Rabbits
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a
frog?
A bunny ribbit.
A bunny ribbit.
Potatoes
Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Because they are so filling.
Candle
What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
You keep getting on my wick.
Santa Claus
Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
Cows
Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
There was udder chaos.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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