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Joke Topic - 'Fridges'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fridges'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


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Ant

What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.
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Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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Fishing

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

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