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Joke Topic - 'Fridges'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fridges'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Blondes

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

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