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Joke Topic - 'French'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'French'.

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Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
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School

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

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