Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bars
A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
School
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
Pets
What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
Soccer
If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
Overweight
You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
Dogs
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Fool
Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
Perfect
You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.