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Joke Topic - 'Free'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Free'.

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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.

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