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Joke Topic - 'Fractions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fractions'.

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Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


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Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Count

You can always count on your fingers
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Politicians

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

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