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Joke Topic - 'Fractions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fractions'.

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Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


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Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
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Light Bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."

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