Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
Apes
Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
Deer
How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
Cow
Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Husband
Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
Christmas
What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
Computers
Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.