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Joke Topic - 'Fractions'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fractions'.


Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.

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Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.


Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.


How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.


What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.


Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.


Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.


Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.


What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.


Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

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