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Joke Topic - 'Fractions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fractions'.

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Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


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Scottish

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
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An Inferiority Complex

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.
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Maths

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

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