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Joke Topic - 'Forgot'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Forgot'.

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Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


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Cars

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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Revenge

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Jeans

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.

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