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Joke Topic - 'Forgot'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Forgot'.

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Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


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Computers

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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Brain

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

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