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Joke Topic - 'Forgot'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Forgot'.

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Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.

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